Friday, July 30, 2010
Ultrasound for @kquade & @noellequade 7-29-10 [PICTURES]
Sunday, July 25, 2010
It's a high of 107 in #rva. Good grief!
Can you believe it? One hundred seven as a high today. Wth?!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
A visual walk-through of me just falling [PICTURES]
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Smurf Movie - Looking terrible so far. #FAIL
Jedi Church - Jedi Religion and Jedi Faith
Jedi Religious Faith
The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!
An Official Religion - Census Issues.
Make sure you answer the religion question correctly. The NZ Census bureau believe that the Jedi answer means "Response outside of scope" or "Answer understood, but will not be counted", whereas "satanism", "wican", "yoga" etc are valid answers. The sheer number of people who entered "Jedi" was a significant in the last census, approximately 20000 in NZ alone (indicative result given confidentially). I note there were more Jedi's than Assembly of God, or Jehovah's Witnesses.
In order for the Jedi church to grow, we need access to these statistics just like any other church/order. In the UK the number of people who answered Jedi, were greater than many other common Christian denominations. In fact, in the UK, 2% of people in Brighton are of the Jedi Faith.
It is not against the law to answer Jedi, you are welcome to have any faith you wish. It is the governments responsibility to accept our faith and accurately record the statistics.
All Welcome
The Jedi Church recognises that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together, and accepts all races and species from all over the universe as potential members of the religion. Join the Jedi Church today!
Our church had 21000 unique visitors last month. The Jedi Church is a good force in the universe.
The line " I note there were more Jedi's than Assembly of God, or Jehovah's Witnesses" stands out to me.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Dear @justinbieber, no one ever got a girl back with a dance-off [VIDEO]
Friday, July 2, 2010
Raising The Bar #FAIL - @attnews - for @ANDR0IDD0ES
- No signal.
- You're doing it wrong.
- We knew about this.
- Go buy a case.
- There is no problem.
- Miscalculation.
- Signal isn't real.
- It's not our fault.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Pee-Wee to have another Big Adventure!
What's old will be new again, as creepy children's show host Pee-Wee Herman might be coming back to the movies. Comedy mastermind Judd Apatow is developing a brand-new Pee-Wee Herman movie with actor and Pee-Wee portrayer (and pee-pee fondler) Paul Reubens. The movie sounds like it's going back to the roots of the excellent Pee-wee's Big Adventure, with a road trip that leads to "a gigantic adventure." Pee-Wee has enjoyed a bit of a revival lately with a stage show in Los Angeles and hipsters' insatiable appetites for anything vintage, dude. [Variety]